Some bone tickling jokes

You might be wondering, the name of the blog is so humorous, but the posts are so boring. So, here are some insaning jokes for you.

1. Santa asks Banta, "If you tell me what is there in the basket, then all these eggs would be yours." Then, he asks him, if he told him the number of eggs in the basket, then all of the eight eggs would be his. Later, he tells him if he told him the animal from which these eggs had been procured, then the hen who gave these eggs will also be his. At this, Banta holds his head down and asks for some hint.
2. Santa is opening a college. The name of the college is Sants Singh Girls: College only for boys.
3. A punjabi woman telling about her ill child to an English doctor of London: my kaka is ill ik week da, na eat da na sleep da bas weep da and cheek da.
4. Santa: Hay friend, tomorrow is my girl friend's birthday. I am unable to decide as to what present should I give her?
   Banta: How does she look?
   Santa: She is extremely beautiful and enchanting.
   Banta: In that case, the best gift for her would be to give her my telephone No.
5. A very funny quote: come like a horse, sit like a thief, and go like a King. This slogan was written on a toilet door.
6. Bumper offer: send me 99 SMSs and win a car ka photo, 29 colour TVs ka dibba, England jane wale plane ko tata karne ka moka and mere sath dinner, vo bhi aapkay ghar may! Offer valid till Sunday, hurry!
7. Girls are 70% beautiful
   Girls are 75% sweet
   Girls are 85% naughty
   Girls are 90% cute
   Girls are 100% lovely
   Total=70+75+85+90+100=420.
   Girls are 420, so be careful and better watch out.
8. बोले तो तुम झकास, तुम cute, तुम great, तुम famous, तुम cool, तुम intelligent, तुम star, तुम stylish बन सकते हो अगर मुझे follow करो तो।
   तो अभी से शुरु हो जाओ।

Many more jokes shortly following! Give your tongue some practice with this tongue twister:

Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch?